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Thursday, December 18, 2008

at the bottom of the shallow barrel

Lately the attempt to purchase clothes is inciting an identity crisis. Or, nothing is me, and I don't know what I'm supposed to wear then. This happens when I think of gray t-shirts. I doubt the need for further details.

8 comments:

Swiss Missus said...

Same here. Being broke alleviates the pain somewhat.

Jerry D Roach said...

""Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away""

Jerry Roach In Leaf Mississippi Off Hwy 98 West said...

Hello From The Desoto National Forest In The Country Ass Backwoods Of
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an windows messenger as jerry39456@hotmail.com
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Merry Christams & Happy New Years Hope You Find
A Naughty Santa To Fill Your Stocking For Christmas.........

Wrenna said...

Swiss Missus, you have my wavelength :)

Jerry D, you must have some crazy stories to tell about The Desoto National Forest In The Country Ass Backwoods Of Rural South Mississippi

Jerry Roach In Leaf Mississippi Off Hwy 98 West said...

Hello Ms Wrenna soory its took so long to have had to gotten back with you i had alot of trouble finding my way back an i thank you you for comeing back to me im all over on here an your the 1st to reply to me im glad that youve took interest in me as for were i live i moved here back in 1995 an ive got to see alot of strange things the woman here are cornbread fed an they inbred as well they sleep with the kin folks an in the store my mom over heard the casihers talking about sharein there toys an drugs are pretty bad here but not many police im thankful i live down a long dusty dirt road no one lives near by its quiet an peacful but if some one comes here they comeing to vist are steal vist is ok to steal everyone already knows we crazy cause weve done had to pull out some guns an one guy was treaspassing an my sister had a 270 high powered rifle watching him through the scope an when he seen her he was black an she said he turned white an let him know he could have got shot no one never knows if we home are in the woods hunting we have camaras an smith wesson an high powered rifles an shotguns we dont have problems they all think our familys crazy cause they know we will shoot an ask later but we farm like 80 tomato plants orkra corn watermelons peas peppers cantalopes the list just goes on im on here trying to find me a nice woman that wears nighties with the panty hose straps that dangle lip gloss an some good smelling perfume thats willing to relocate an able to have babies an settle down i know how to cook an clean too so its not like shes got to do it all oh an wash clothes not that hanging them on the line either use the dryer we modern in the woods even got free satilite too im thinking about getting into selling them too ya get all the free channels pay per views playboy penthouse the ten channel jenna channel all hbos an cinemax an showtime alot of channels an when the box gets zapped its easy to fix it has the lil memory card ya stick in your pc an flash the card an go back to watching tv ya may have to wait till the program comes out which aint long but worth it an we eat lots of deer meat aligator rabbit wild turkey fish shrimp crawfish gumbo yummy an then i make homemade cathead biscuts an tomato gravy made from flour an oil some call it stumphole gravy are redeye gravy we got blackberries muscdines ya make sparkling wine with them honey suckles huckleberries an grow ya on smoke long as it aint in a big patch im gonna have trouble finding my way back here again so id love to know if we can talk on messenger i have yahoo jerry_roach50@yahoo.com an windows messenger jerry39456@hotmail.com an the link to my pictures add me on one are all if ya want are werever this goes an whoever wants to chat i love to talk about any & everything http://www.myspace.com/newair ill be looking forward to whoever wants to talk its gonna be 28 degrees here tonight an anyone wanting a box are two let me know an we talk it over to arrange something ill be looking forward for you to be honest i dont know how i wound up here an still dont know my way around i just signed up for that #8 blogger oh im jerry39456@gmail.com thats my blogger name if that helps im near mobile alabama an near the louisiana lines an below hattisburg mississippi an near gulfport an 1 hour north of the gulf of mexico so merry christmas to ya all an a happy new year & happy hangovers..
Sincerly Jerry D Roach

Jerry Roach In Leaf Mississippi Off Hwy 98 West said...

RIGHT NOW, JUST FEEL LIKE CHATTING WITH NEW PEOPLE. AND GOOD FRIENDS..
SO YEA, I BASICLY WANT TO CHAT...BUT I DO HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND I LIKE TO THINK
THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE...SO I GUESS WE SHALL SEE HEY???
SOMETIMES PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE AND YOU KNOW RIGHT AWAY THAT THEY WERE
MEANT TO BE THERE, TO SERVE SOME PURPOSE, TEACH YOU A LESSON, OR HELP YOU
FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE OR WHO YOU WANT TO BECOME. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO
THESE PEOPLE MIGHT BE, BUT WHEN YOU LOCK EYES WITH THEM YOU KNOW THAT
VERY MOMENT THAT THEY WILL AFFECT YOUR LIFE IN SOME PROFOUND WAY.
IF SOMEONE LOVES YOU, LOVE THEM BACK UNCONDITIONALLY, NOT ONLY BECAUSE
THEY LOVE YOU, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE TEACHING YOU TO LOVE AND TO OPEN YOUR
HEART AND EYES TO THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE. IF SOMEONE HAS HURT YOU OR
BROKEN YOUR HEART, FORGIVE THEM, BECAUSE THEY HAVE HELPED YOU TO LEARN ABOUT
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING CAUTIOUS TO WHOM YOU OPEN YOUR HEART!!

YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT AT THIS LIFE...DON'T THINK OF THE NEGATIVE THINGS,
THINK ABOUT THE GOOD THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN...
IT'S A BIT SCARRY WHEN THINGS CHANGE...BUT BE HAPPY FOR WHAT IS TO COME,
A COWARD WOULD KEEP THINGS THE SAME AND NOT BE HAPPY JUST BECAUSE
IT'S EASIER THAN CHANGE...IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF CHANGES YOU
WILL END UP UNHAPPY WITH REGRETS...DON'T BE AFRAID TO TAKE A CHANCE
AND DON'T TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT YOU WILL GET ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY
AFTER IT HAS BEEN PASSED UP...SO GOES THE SAYING, SHOULD'VE, WOULD'VE
COULD'VE...MAYBE, JUST MAYBE YOU SHOULD
AND THEN WOULD'VE AND COULD'VE WON'T HAVE TO APPLY!!!

WILL NEVER WAKE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND ASK
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?" OR "DO YOU REALLLLY LOVE ME?" WOMEN OVER 40
ARE DIGNIFIED. THEY SELDOME HAVE A SCREAMING MATCH WITH YOU AT THE THEATRE
OR IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT. OLDER WOMEN ARE GENEROUS WITH PRAISE
OFTEN UNDESERVED. THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE UNAPPRECIATED. ONCE YOU
GET PAST A WRINKLE OR TWO, A WOMAN OVER 40 IS FAR SEXIER THAN HER YOUNGER
COUNTERPART. OLDER WOMEN ARE FORTHRIGHT AND HONEST. THEY'LL TELL YOU
RIGHT OFF IF YOU ARE A JERK OR IF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ONE. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WONDER WHERE YOU STAND WITH HER. YES, WE PRAISE WOMEN OVER 40
FOR A MULTITUDE OF REASONS. UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT RECIPRICAL.
FOR EVERY STUNNING, SMART, HOT WOMAN OVER 40, THERE IS A
PAUNCHY RELIC IN YELLOW PANTS MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF WITH SOME 22 YEAR OLD.
LADIES, I APPOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE MEN WHO SAY,
"WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU CAN GET THE MILK FOR FREE?
HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU. NOWADAYS 80% OF WOMEN ARE AGAINST MARRIAGE.
WHY?? BECAUSE WOMEN REALIZE IT'S NOT WORTH BUYING AN ENTIRE PIG JUST TO GET A LITTLE SAUSAGE!

WHY IS IT THAT "SOME PEOPLE" MAKE THE EASIEST THINGS SO DAMN HARD?
WHY IS THAT? IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
NEVER! UNLESS YOU ARE DEAD OR A TRUE ASSHOLE!!! WHY DO "SOME PEOPLE"
WHO HAVE A CHANCE FOR HAPPINESS WITHIN THEIR REACH CHOOSE NOT TO
TAKE HOLD OF IT?? WHY??? PROBABLY AFRAID...I HOPE THAT
I WILL NEVER BE TOO AFRAID TO TAKE HOLD OF AN OPPORTUNITY
TO BE HAPPY OR TO MAKE SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT HAPPY.
I WANT THE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE TO BE GLAD THAT THEY HAVE ME IN THEIR LIFE,
AND I AM SOOOOO GRATEFUL TO HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT REALLY DO GIVE
A SHIT ABOUT ME IN MY LIFE...AND TO ALL OF YOU I WANT TO SAY,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

Wrenna said...

Now that sounds like a blog...

thesundaygap said...

*bares her teeth in a snarl and sucks in cold air, ready to breathe fire*